Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... layak koi nahi!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
YAADEN Mohabat Karne walon Se Zyada wafadar Hoti He
Q K MOHBAT Karne wale To chor K chale Jate He
Par "YAADEN" Hmesha Sath Rehti He"
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